My weakness tonight-
beautiful women. <3
I am going to fucking murder everyone
I am so sick of dealing with stupid fucking cunts, and that is ALL I am dealing with right now. I do not give two shits about YOUR problems, I am trying to worry about my own, if I ASKED about your problems, which I didn’t for the fucking record, then you could be entitled to fucking vent your stupid miniscule problems to me. But I did not pry, or ask. I am trying to figure out how the fuck...
Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it...– Anthony Bourdain (via taupestry)
That things happening
Where my body is exhausted and ready for sleep. But muh brain says: NO. ><
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.