I am so sick of dealing with stupid fucking cunts, and that is ALL I am dealing with right now. I do not give two shits about YOUR problems, I am trying to worry about my own, if I ASKED about your problems, which I didn’t for the fucking record, then you could be entitled to fucking vent your stupid miniscule problems to me. But I did not pry, or ask. I am trying to figure out how the fuck to get back to work, and DO YOU THINK I FUCKING KNOW THIS INFORMATION? I’VE WORKED AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT FOR FUCKING 4/5 MONTHS? I DON’T KNOW THIS SHIT! So excuse me while I tell you to go fuck yourself with a 20ft pole on your “day off” because I don’t give two flying cockapoo shits about that. If you want to pay me to sit at home, by all means…fucking go for it you blimey goddamn cunt of a fucking woman, but until then, I want to earn some goddamn tips and not be sitting on my ass all of the days, so shut your goddamn over used pie hole before I find something painfully similar to a cactus to shut it my goddamn self. Jesus Hallelujah Christ! Don’t cross me today. I will be brash, and I will not filter out the inner cunt harboring in the depths of my soul waiting to spew some honesty up in here. Fucking shit. AMEN. -______-
“Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you- it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you… Hopefully, you leave something good behind.”—
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
Me:Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider:No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me:Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider:Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.